And We Left His Balls, With the Family Vet !!! Originally uploaded by EclipseAu Zorro is a very unhappy Eunuch tonight. Today was "C" day. (Castration Day) You can see the little shaved patch on his arm where he had the anesthetic. Poor little Fella The title of this post comes from the John Williamson song "Bill the Cat" (Lyrics below) We had a cat His name was Bill He caught our budgie on the window sill One holy day, one sunday morn Left only feathers on our back lawn Oh no Bill, you can't do that You silly pussy, you stupid cat So we took him down, our family pet And we left his balls with the family vet meeoooww meeeoooww Well the very next day he packed his bags Left all his penthouse and playboy mags How could we do it to the family pet Go and leave his balls with the family vet Well we get no postcards, no telephone calls He's out in the bush somewhere, and with no balls And he's obsessed with sweet revenge So he eats our parrots and our fairy wr...