Zorro is a very unhappy Eunuch tonight.
Today was "C" day. (Castration Day)
You can see the little shaved patch on his arm where he had the anesthetic.
Poor little Fella
The title of this post comes from the John Williamson song "Bill the Cat" (Lyrics below)
We had a cat
His name was Bill
He caught our budgie on the window sill
One holy day, one sunday morn
Left only feathers on our back lawn
Oh no Bill, you can't do that
You silly pussy, you stupid cat
So we took him down, our family pet
And we left his balls with the family vet
meeoooww meeeoooww
Well the very next day he packed his bags
Left all his penthouse and playboy mags
How could we do it to the family pet
Go and leave his balls with the family vet
Well we get no postcards, no telephone calls
He's out in the bush somewhere, and with no balls
And he's obsessed with sweet revenge
So he eats our parrots and our fairy wrens
(Chorus)
Yes he's mortified and we all regret that we Left his balls with the family vet
X2
Now he's highly sought by the feral choir
For his new found talent to sing much higher
Has no more time for female friends
Only parrots and fairy wrens
No sense of humour, ex-family pet
He's still angry, he's still upset
It still hurts, he can't forget
That we left his balls with the family vet
Chorus X2
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