Well, it finally started raining again in the south east today. Which
is excellent, but makes the floor of the subway to the train station
very wet.
As I entered the wet subway yesterday arvo my feet decided that I was
a gymnast and commenced to show everyone that I can do the splits. I
succeded is a three quarter split followed by a new move to be known
as the "Smythville wrench and smash".
As my legs flew out I twisted my leg almost out of the hip socket
while smashing my knee into the ground with force.
It was a crowded subway, and everyone kept walking past sniggering an
guffawing but not offering help or sympathy.
To them I say, Karma is a bitch.
Oh no... i giggled! Is Karma coming for me too??
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help it... this picture of you doing the spilts popped into my head! I do really feel for you - I promise!!